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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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I'm not kidding
Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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dreamering 16
That thing is not used for fishing.
GravyGuy 11
You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.
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benderbot19 0
probably because you said "man parts"
themike625 2
take them out yourself. I've done it three times. it's not fun.
maiimpressivetit 0
just make sure you don't have Lyme disease. I'm 13 and I had it when I was 7-11 and I couldn't walk when my knee swelled up every month :"( which was where the tick bit me.
Turianmoose 0
You pussy just pull harder !!
VoiceOfRizhome 1
If you are bitten by a tick, save the tick and if possible get it tested for Lyme. It takes less, a lot less, than 24 hours for a tick to transmit lyme disease. If at all possible, take 2 weeks of tetracycline antibiotics immediately. Lyme is a horrible, chronic, debilitating disease, regardless of the lies the ILADS is telling you. However, if you are bitten by a lyme infested tick and treat it right away you can avoid a lifetime of pain.
columbiancoffeei 6
not sure how id react either bow the hell did a tick get stuck to your shit
FreebirdIII 1
she laughed because you called a OB/GYN for your "man parts".
coltsluvr123 2
the real question is why weren't you wearing pants while fishing...? o_O
vivienmoore 0
so. ticks don't live in water. were you walking in a forest naked? mate, even morons know that they shouldn't do that!
mhinaj 0
who cares