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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm not kidding
Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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dreamering 16
That thing is not used for fishing.
GravyGuy 11
You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.
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saturnsonic 3
youre not supposed to fish with That pole....lol
SwtCherryPie 26
Going to the doctor is very excessive for a tick. Put a drop of baby/motor oil, or petroleum jelly on it. Let it suffocate then when it pulls its head out of you, gently pick it up and throw it away. As long as its removed the first, you should be fine, especially considering there are only 3 types of ticks in the US that carry Lyme disease. Don't squeeze the tick though because it will basically vomit back into you and can even vomit its intestines into you, so even with the head out its inards could be in you and transmit the disease.
SwtCherryPie 26
removed the first day**
journeyoflife 0
hahaha man-parts........... Hahahaha. oh and that definitely sucks dude.
Got_any_grapes1 4
?? You went fishing with no pants on??
JSBach25 0
Don't act like you had a tick on your tiny penis. We all know you just wanted the nurse to touch it. Even if the nurse is a guy.
FriskyCoconut 0
um, it's not that hard to remove a tick. I went camping once and woke up with them all over me! you just pull them off... why would you call a doctor?
3g4ever 0
been there
MickMitch 0
More life f the doctors life
make_me_smile 4
lol ikr
SpazzyJazzy325 0
hun your penis isn't fish bait..... all though..... you'd probably snag some pretty big fish with that worm..... unless it's..... ya know O__o