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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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I'm not kidding
Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML
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dreamering 16
That thing is not used for fishing.
GravyGuy 11
You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.
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Comments (76)
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
"hello I'm calling because I have a tick on my dick. Could you please give me an appointment." *laughter*
spencespencespen 0
how did it get on?...naked fishing?
missmaryb 0
Anyone that says "man-parts" probably doesn't have them.
mintcar 10
FTL of the doctor. Seriously, just take a wasp knife and.... wait....no... that could blow you up.
ryanprussin 0
Make sure you have the tick tested for Lyme Disease. Bartonella and Babesiosis as well.
by12thenby6 0
Maybe you should shave that thing and check yourself. its much easier without the hair and girls like that.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
How do you get a tick while fishing?
mbrooks5110 0
maybe it was because you said man parts instead of penis....
TalkinSmack 6
haha! since when does the receptionist ask what ur coming for? that's dr./ patient priviledge. YDI for telling her...
MuffyStJacques 0
Drown it with alcohol. I've had many ticks latch on the me in my life.
MuffyStJacques 0
on to*