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I'm not kidding

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, because she thought I was prank calling. FML

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That thing is not used for fishing.

GravyGuy 11

You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

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TICK ON MA DICK

heatherrr17 19

I thought that said fisting at first

I'm not telling you to jack off be if you slather vaseline over the tick it will eventually come up for air and that's when you remove it