Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lindsaysue 4
Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...
colgesuks 3
saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (125)
partaytayy 3
lol it's fine.. u just saved money. it can be hard for teens to guess older ppls ages. he was just being nice..
watson997f 0
your an asshole why would you have to point out he has pimples. he was doing a favor if your that self conscious about yourself then FYL
mrphychrs 5
well op, you probably looked like a shot out old lady, wrinkled as shit, and aparently bitter as shit when a kid gave u some money off your meal, try taking care of yourself and maybe you won't look like a hag
_overandout_ 10
I think I'd rather pay the extra 30 cents and not have someone insult me. But sometimes you don't get a choice.
ktizzley2k 8
Being a douche bag asshole makes you look older.
ya_momma 4
Maybe you should consider Botox injections?
kenzi1999 4
That happens to my dad allthe time
SanaSazi 32
Take it!
droptableusers 7
I thought El Pollo Loco was only in GTA
CasseyWasntHere 10
yep yer a snob.