Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
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lindsaysue 4
Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...
colgesuks 3
saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful
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longtimesunshine 4
I work in a mall that gives mall employee discounts, and if someone is really polite or friendly I hit the discount button even if they're not. no need to insult a ''pimple faced teen'' who was being nice to you just because you are insecure. thank you?
scaryasfuck666 0
Chill, you got a discount. Maybe he was just trying to be nice? (Although it came out inadvertently mean)
xBlackxOutx 1
Were is el pollo loco at?
iyazwoodfle 4
ydi for not wearing avon's new anti aging cream
NYBellz 0
he prob wanted a tip ... don't be so self conscious
marie12bebe 0
there's a senior discount?
ttaylaa 3
Seriously? U really had to point out the pimple kid! Andd who cares, u gotta discount. SCORE I say!
aprilbitxh 0
what the **** kind of senior discount is 30 cents. lmfao. wth.
Fml_Fml1 2
Ok. So you obviously deserved it because your referring to someone as a pimple-faced kid. And it is really offensive to certain people.You wouldn't like it if someone referred to you by the name The grandma. So watch what you say and things like this won't happen to you.
Fml_Fml1 2
Shut up. Ill pop Yours and dont say you don't have any. Cuz i highly doubt it, and if you really dont, Ill give you pimples and then pop them, so honestly be respectful and don't say anything offensive like that.