Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
You could always file a police report or restraining order
feliciaheartu 21
Just file a police report if you start finding anything amiss
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Comments (57)
worldclassrager 41
I think your boss thinks you are disposable that's why he had you do it
Aspirax 13
Does this company have an HR office? Sheeesh.
arauzfernando1 14
Is your name Pam?
Etweens96 25
File a police report, get a damn good security system, maybe get a gun permit and a Rottweiler
tiredofwaiting 25
Get a restraining order.
hacksaw246 24
Sucks you live in an anti constitution state. Round here if someone tried coming in your house to hurt you Smith and Wesson would make sure they regretted that decision.
sjewel 9
you should of just fired him with the truth. never let someone else make you lie
Saikon1357 25
Threats of violence are surprisingly illegal. OP, as they are considered assault. I wouldn't suggest suing, but you'd definitely have a strong case to have the authorities guarantee your safety somehow.
fuckmecuz 6
The cable guy style
anna31899 16
The boss put you in an awkward position. He does the hiring so he should also do the firing.