Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
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ddrluna 2
So don't tip him? You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.
Matterly 0
The waiter had absolutely no right to say that. I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?
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Comments (158)
whizzkidd99 0
i bet you are fat cuz i mean who eats the bread
Mata_Hari 0
Who DOESN'T eat the bread? Ignorant comment alert...
wolfy_fml 5
Um... most people.
Ligerie 0
never met anyone who didn't eat the bread....
jjenniferr05 0
LOL! That made me laugh. God yeah, who eats bread these days?! So full of carbs... ;)
bnisawsome 0
maybe he said its made of batter and u misheard???? haha
jud420 0
1. Do not tip 2. Speak to a manager 3. Get a free meal 4. Get even fatter
whizzkidd99 0
you must be a big black spook
Jazzywrites007 2
Ooooh You're a troll! K, Now I get it. Btw everyone, Spook is the same as Ni**er So I'm Gonna go ahead and download this...
kiwichibi 3
he's right. When you get bigger you get fatter (or more muscular). doesn't mean you're fat, just that you will get fatter than you are. Don't be too sensitive.
WaterMist 0
Geez this is not a FML. "Fatter" is just saying you will become more fat relative to how you are now. If you tell someone who weights 300 pounds "If you skip this meal you'll get skinnier", does that in any way imply they're currently skinny? No. It's relative. GEEZ.
drop_it_doe_eyes 0
oh...oh my....
toastygoat 0
He's right. If you eat too much of anything, yes, you will get fatter. And you can still get fatter without getting fat. It sounds like he was just trying to help. You don't wanna fill up on bread, and then have an entire meal in front of you.
Fop 6
Go calculate your BMI and find out if you're overweight or not. If you are, eat less and work out more. Problem solved.
mj2123 0
BMI doesn't measure anything useful and isn't a reliable indicator of health.
jjenniferr05 0
BMI Doesn't include muscle. BMI has been proven to be inaccurate.
thenotoriousmpgs 0
he probably meant it as in it will add fat to you, not that you are already fat.