Today, I forgot my work clothes at home, so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes, I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years, until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who broke up with me the day before yesterday, got a job at my workplace. He shows up dressed his best clothes, clean-shaven, and with perfume. For the 10 months we dated, I only saw him in baggy tops, sweatpants, a weird beard, and the smell of sweat. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
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ifeedhobos 0
Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear. ;]
Stupoopy 0
Yeah, because there is only one Mike in the world. Are you still in love with your ex? Because that's the only way it's FML. And that would make you suck.
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Comments (31)
KdP310 0
you left for work....and didnt bring work clothes...?
TheOrpheus 0
sorry, but that is too funny
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I don't see what everyone's getting all bitchy about... this is a totally logical FML If you dumped your long term boyfriend for a guy and saw him wearing a jacket with the new guys name on it, would you not at least feel a little bit "LOL" inside?
basementgirl 0
Awesome! Creepy, but awesome!
brkn_hearted 0
oh come on now, how many mikes are there in the world!?!?!
24788 7
Damn that's creepy.
bedroomchat 0
None of you got this one right. His boss' name is Mike. His girlfriend left him for a man named Mike. Get it? get it? getitgetitgetit? He is working for the man his girlfriend left him for five years previous. Burn.
MagicMeds 0
get to the part where your life is ******, rather than this part where nobody gives a ****
PaperCaper 11
Thank you, #27.
iEevee 0
This needs to be better explained.. OP, please comment. I can't tell whether it's an ironic thing where the GF thought he was trying to pretend to be Mike, or if the OP works with this Mike. Kinda funny actually xD