Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.
Dracoboxer357 36
I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P
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Comments (83)
jessBeAqueen 13
let time take its toll. before you know it you'll be the one incapable of holding in your bodily fluids and sharting in front of your daughter in law. hopefully she take it better than you did.
DKjazz 20
Actually it was the husband's grandmother, which almost makes it worse! By the way what would you call her? A grandmother-in-law?
Lomus 24
I think so, yeah. If not just a "husband's grandmother."
MidnaLink 35
Ahaha. I almost read that as sitting on the washing machine!
TheAngryPrincess 3
When you gotta go you gotta go...
Nolonger 11
That stinks for you! That was a terrible pun.
xSkittle 16
What is your laundry machine doing in the same room as your toilet anyway..?
simoncat 11
Oh my! My imagination raced until you said, "toilet." Whew! The fart? That's okay...as long as Grammy wasn't dropping trou and taking a squat on the laundry room floor.
vixsin 22
Your laundry and bathroom are the same room? Crazy design there.
elizacandle 29
She's right ya know...
Maple16 2
Still a better love story than Twilight
Jemm_fml 29
At least it was on the toilet and not on your bed. Bright Sides.