Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
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DocBastard 40
This is EXACTLY why I have a separate laundry room. No one ***** where I clean my clothes. No one.
Dracoboxer357 36
I can understand that not wanting to be something to see on your top 10 list, but if she had to go, that's still better than in her pants. ;P
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Comments (83)
michelleJ11 25
At least she did it on the toilet, OP.
ClaireWinchester 17
Gotta love old people :P
NatalieF 5
that's hilarious, but nasty
WompWompWomp123 7
At least she made it to the toilet and remembered to drop her pants first. Imagine she forgot to drop her pants, and you having to add those shitty pants to the laundry.
ltaper11 20
Dropping a deuce trumps laundry every time
ja2006 9
It IS true, when you got to go, you got to go!
rapunzel3416 28
I'd say this isn't too bad. When my grandma lived with my family she couldn't hold her bladder at all. My poor sister always had to clean up her accidents.
DrownedMyFish 18
Now I know not to come to FML when I'm eating breakfast......
TheDrifter 24
That should be understood. Fml is only a mealtime hobby if you have a strong stomach.
Lomus 24
Long and loud, huh? Like that trombone?
notsofriendly 17
Huh. I didn't know combined bathroom / laundry rooms were a thing. Wee-n-wash?
xSkittle 16
I'm surprised as well. Maybe it's so they can sit on the toilet while ironing?
mangobbler 11
Farts are just like burps: better out than in... so yeah, awkward situation, what are you gonna do about it...