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How do I put it?

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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BRidgetg123 0

If these are references to the potential for humans um unevolving so to say, I high five you!

Every time I asked my folks how a certain word was spelled, they'd hand me a dictionary and make me look it up. Look on the brighter side, at least she knows how to spell "orange" the fruit.(:

did you teach her how to spell D-U-M-B A-S-S

The orange doesn't fall far from the tree.

Daughter, I am disappoint...

je_suis_fml 11

...ed.*

debatingalways 0

Considering her mother misspelled "color" I'm not surprised at your findings...

She's Australian.. Its spelled colour there

99-That's how you spell color in English speaking foreign countries. Like Australia (where she is from).

Lol I see 2 FMLs in this post. That, and the fact that she couldn't spell orange in the first place. Facepalm

Haha this totally reminds me of my 18 year old sister!

Congrats you gave birth to the stupidest offspring. Ours countries future is so ******. Does todays youth know ANYTHING!!!!!!

bizarre_ftw 22

"the colour not the fruit" eh? Well I can see where she gets it from