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How do I put it?

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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That is a whole new level of idiocy

well you cant spell color

SrakaSrakasta 20

color, colour - one is english one is american. Both versions are correct, although teachers always say the english spelling is "more correct".

it's spelled color. limey ****

Actually, that's only how it's spelled in America. Everywhere else, it's 'colour'.

Lol sounds like you got a confused daughter :P

Congratulations on raising an idiot.

There is hope for you! A conscious is a good thing!

Well you should have taught her that when she was younger... So kind of your fault and hers...

Haha,that was nice!!! (: