weswithaute
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
How do I put it?
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Savra_fml 17
For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.
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kaprookie 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Kill the bitch, thank me later.
firegirl1993 21
Agreed. Darwin Your child is not going to survive. Thank god
boofgall 16
Uh. Pardon?
indielove 13
This makes me think of mean girls.
leadman1989 16
Still not as bad as the time she forgot how to breath.
unitedfan11 0
Tell her if she knows how to spell D-U-M-B-A-S-S.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Is her name Karen Smith?
ColdplaySucks 18
Did you drop her when she was younger?
p3mguin 7
A little to hard on the head, don't you think?
baconftw 9
Blonde i'm guessing.
jonan1212 5
For every time she spells it wrong throw an orange at her
pilotoenrique 0
You must mean "ask her" you illiterate moron!
AaronTkr 0
Wait. Wait. Wait. who's Darwin.
kaprookie 3
138- I think #7 is referring to Charles Darwin and his theory of natural selection. Meaning that she is an unevolved specimen and will not make it whilst us more evovled creatures are still in the same area as her, she hasn't developed the tools that are necessary to stay alive. That's how I took it, I could be and am most likely wrong though in assuming this is what she meant.
Damn_Hippster 11
OP, if you didn't drop her on her head when she was younger, then try dropping her on her head now. Who knows, maybe she will get smarter.
Littlemiss__LOL 0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore ..
ALpein 0
I bet her dad vaccums lawns.
majorbob10 0
Nope. They're referring to the Darwin Awards, official awards given to only the dumbest of the dumb, the truest and most forthcoming chlorinators of the gene pool! Google it, some of the winners are actually pretty fail (one guy lost a bus full of insane asylum patients. He gathered random people onto the bus and drove them to the asylum. He won the #1 Darwin award of 2009). Anyways, the Darwins are like the awards for dumbfucks.
alexrussosuxdik 2
I just read that fml... Lol funny comment
shireeniee 8
60 - I guess Damien didn't answer her in English class, so she had to ask her dad.
AshleighNason 24
Some women just BELONG in the kitchen
ashtonkay 7
Why would my mom post this! I just thought there was a difference. Excuse me for thinking outside the box.
mrlopez 13
The problem is, you don't breath, you breathe :)
fricknugget 3
HAHAHAHAHA
jayvee81693 3
ask***
cleavers_143 11
the profile picture makes this even funnier
srhsrhsrh 0
professor genius.
13FMYLIFE 0
if she's 16 why'd she even have to ask how to spell orange in the first place?...
npnptracking 7
-70...I'm guessing she's not too smart
Skater5679 4
I'm so glad that I'm not one of the idiotic teenagers of my generation.
kayray2626 5
a lot of teens ARE smart. not all are idiots.
skyttlz 32
Same I'm 17 and I'm actually pretty smart compared to some of my classmates.
Askzombie 14
Show her annoying orange >:)
amanda_say_whutt 9
The orange does not fall far from the tree.
FreakoHolm 6
Aaahh hey 143, I see what you did there!!
todethepandaXD 2
2 If she was a professor, why'd she have to ask how to spell orange?
Vegeto30294 19
#70, shes just not the brightest knife in the crayon box
jayvee81693 3
congratulations?
efemel94 7
That's a fail of epic proportions
EatnBeef 7
I'm going to guess that she is a full blood blonde
m0tl3ycru3 0
My cat is orange (note it's the color not the fruit which is spelled orange. Learn the difference!
NotAPedo 0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
thisisafunnyname 12
Whenever I don't know if I should say the color or the flavor of a drink (like lemon gatorade or yellow gatorade) I always just say orange
m0tl3ycru3 0
Nothing rymes with orange
m0tl3ycru3 0
Nothing rymes with orange
HomeAl0ne 20
Here, have a orange lozenge.
Savra_fml 17
For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Your picture fits so well with this FML
lovepotion75 4
Lovely world isn't it?
TriflingAllDay 6
Like mother like daughter.
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
You sir are a bit too blonde!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
she probably won the spelling bee when she was younger...
kikiluv 1
Lawlss!!
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.
leadman1989 16
Nothing says "I love you" like a tender kiss with the back of your hand.
Feklfekl2222 32
A kiss with a fist is better than none
torikushi 7
It's not your life that sucks, it's your highly intelligent offspring's that does.
boofgall 16
Was this supposed to be ironic?