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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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"one day, she asked me how to spell orange.." loool, like if you know where that's from!

telluthewayitis 0

I can see where she gets her spelling skills from. "colour" is spelled C-O-L-O-R

Actually the rest of the world does spell it C.O.L.O.U.R . They actually dumbed it down in America to C.O.L.O.R so the Americans can sound it out :P

Akumasama187 1

I hope she's pretty!..

Keevarou you like stone sour :D!! happiness is ALWAYS a good thing doushebag :L but go be depressed if ya' like ^_^ and blonde is a gorgeous hair colour :) I think you look awesome dude :) x

One, its D-O-U-C-H-Ebag, try again. Two, can you take your flirting elsewhere? kthxbai.

Hey hey hey now. At least she knew it was a fruit. xD I hope for the sake of your grandchildren that intelligence ISN'T hereditary.

ASHLEYJANE4110 3

Well you spelt color wrong it must run in the family...

I can see where she gets it from... ( it's Color not colour) ?

You raised her. Try helping with homework, and checking the report card.