Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
How did it come to this?
Today, I had to say, "Put away your burrito," "That ruler is not a lightsaber," and, "Stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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ilikepie789 0
what did you expect theyre seniors
dropdead16 0
Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart
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t77man 7
first!!
ilikepie789 0
how long do you think itll take for #1s comment to be removed
dropdead16 0
Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart
jake1632 9
Someone has a brain
LiveLaughFML 10
no comprendo?
dropdead16 0
Sarcasm
jake1632 9
Yeah I know...
kevsnev 7
Give them a break, it's senior year.
FarSide 23
Way to F up there OP. People in this type of class SHOULD be creative... and you are trying to shove all of them into straight-jackets, destroy their creative being, and turn them into conformists! If they excel in the course, why do you care? Clearly the entire US public education system is a failure... what the hell is there to lose???
eminemchick 19
i think adults have done a really good job raising this generation
dre_bro11 12
Sounds like one epic class OP. I probably wouldn't complain, sometimes these types of classes keep you sane, whether you're teaching or learning.
MILFSaregood 7
Ill never put away my thick burrito;)
Damn_Hippster 11
So, your students lives are average, wrong websites OP, you want MLIA.
charger73 0
senior-itis
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
Exactly! =)
Laurenlou 24
37- I have a feeling you totally misread the FML. Plus creativity is NOT pretending a ruler is a lightsber. That
penguinonastairc 0
WTF? teachers use fml ?
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Taking AP Calc in the fall, sounds like an awesome class. Burritos forever!
coffeygirl12 14
Theyr smart enough to act stupid(:
Iheartfunny 1
Ha ha ha you must be teaching a very...errr...umm... unique group of kids
PutItIn 8
That is a super gnarly class brrruuhhh
fadingfaith 4
Of course they are. That's why they got into college.
BelleElle_fml 5
Why be a stick in the mud OP? Our AP Calculus teacher calls it "Cowculus" and has the seniors color in a cow the first day.
Melvar_10 3
lol sounds like something my calc teacher would have said to me..... too bad I failed the AP calc exam :/
xoconnie 8
get over it. thats what u signed up for when u chose to be a teacher!!! what did u expect. seriously dude... come on
LaughinStock 16
Sometimes I feel bad for these teachers my math class was worse. Someone throw a snowball at my math teacher's door and we would scream to the top of our lungs when someone walked in. It was our senior year too we just didn't give a **** :D
Laurenlou 24
37- I have a feeling you miss read this FML! XD
twitch851 9
Sounds like my ap chem class
twitch851 9
Sounds like my ap chem class
thesinginguy 18
37- actually it's not because 90%of my school has straight A's(it's a public school)
Ashelizabethh 8
this sounds like my ap calc class.
dorux1897 0
37 must work for fox news...
JoeHig 0
School on a Saturday? I call shenanigans.
ywolfgl 21
No teacher deserves to be treated like that! And no on can expect it
Orcina1 3
Hahaha what do expect? Manners?
jake1632 9
I can almost imagine taking this post in a sexual way. Just read it again.
bball234 6
i know some sophmores in ap calculus, and i could definitely see them getting called out for using their rulers as light sabers.
WCARlover 35
Hey at least you don't have a dull class!
Jaxx66 21
Hehe. Sounds like fun. Don't be such a kill-joy OP.
snippyxD 7
We do that too! Like it's a boring class so we need to entertain ourself xD but obviously your a boring teacher op..
fruitloopjenna 0
Haha agreed(:
atomicbaboon 0
my ap calc class now turns to sporcle to solve our boredom
ilikepie789 0
what did you expect theyre seniors
RiiOT09 9
Usually by senior year, your brain resembles something like scrambled eggs.
Marcella1016 32
lmao exactly sounds like a fun class
MichellinMan 20
But wait... I thought rulers were lightsabers! D;
Lanceeden 12
Hmmm. The force is wrong with this one.
savagearmz 6
Lmao sounds lik my class... O wait
dani212 0
Sounds like my advanced algebra 2 class... We are on our way there :)
CryMoreFMLs 15
The OP is in Texas. This sounds like my class... Damnit...
claireelopezz 3
and your pregnant
dani212 0
253... What?...
Lennes 12
177, is there any chance that class is taught by a Mr.Rainbird...?
itsallgoodintheh 0
Wow what are you talking about I'm really confused haha. Also that's silly.
OCDC 9
From what I've seen in your comments on other FMLs, everything confuses you.
uffiewuffie 0
If you don't get it, then gtfo of FML.
Jimster1712 0
itsallgoodintheh .. Y U NO NOT CONFUSED??
sarah_loves_yuh 0
Damn right!
itsallgoodintheh 0
You guys are mean.
tjsomethin 9
Successful troll
itsallgoodintheh 0
Not cool
scarletlily_fml 3
Why is that a Fyourlife? That sounds more like a MLIA type of thing.
yo_bro_hoe 5
I don't see what's wrong here... burritos, lightsabers, and dog noises? sounds like a fun class :)
Killerturtle 11
Exactly what I thought, that class sounds like a lot of fun!
tbreezy98 4
Haha I wish that was my class.... We r dead silent
hiyourcute 0
Sounds like my ap calc class
Lennes 12
It sounds like their lives are average.
miimehfoo 0
Yeahh:) but at the same time they're SIENORS in an AP Calculus class. &&I know i didnt spell "calculus" right. ;)
bieberfreak18 0
that's kinda creepy...
ThatsSOBforshort 2
What were you expecting from seniors? ;D
kkbaby3 0
sounds fun, i wanna be in your class (;