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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

How did it come to this?

Today, I had to say, "Put away your burrito," "That ruler is not a lightsaber," and, "Stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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what did you expect theyre seniors

Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

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So basically you are saying that these kids shouldn't act like kids?

Haha sounds like my school, the seniors chew tobacco, and blow up condoms during class

Being in possession of tobacco products in a school zone is illegal, at least in Oklahoma.

Can't beat em join em bring the microwave to nuke some burritos borrow a tv from the a/v lab watch star wars nd feed that barking ones some treats...as a teacher you get paid regardless wether they learn or not so make the best of those dumbasses they're the future of the world :D

please be my teacher

One problem with that. They may get paid even if they don't learn anything, but if at least 75% of their students fail the end of the year test(s) they don't get to come back the next year. I would know my mom is a teacher.

ReynshineCutting 10

That depends on the school. Maybe it's that way in public school, but not private. Believe me. Almost everyone in my precal class failed the finals and that class was the only D I'd ever gotten in high school and that prick is still there teaching.

GETxAxLIFE 0

Feisty little teacher ;) lol never tell someone to put away their Mexican food anyways!

amazing generation isnt it?

ikickgingers 15

Their parents must be proud

what of it were AP English and they were in a play? lighten up. besides every teacher knows that the behavior of a class is a reflection of the teacher's classroom management skillz

What did you expect? We get LESS mature as we go through high school, not more.

Haha America is screwed

must be senioritis.