Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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amerwin 3
Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.
ulicksam 0
Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.
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Comments (128)
Nuahavizu 17
why are you complaining? i mean, he felt bad for saying it and even tried to make it up to you with sex.
jjhester 0
hey fatty stop complaining
lolugotowned 0
dick move..
0opsie 6
WTF my comment's gone
GreyJay 0
If you are fat, you should be grateful someone is willing to have sex with you
p33lzhear 6
id dump his ass. youd have to gain A LOT of weight for you to suddenly be too much. that doesnt happen over night
ojosverdes26 6
Uh, doing exercise isn't all that hard. Just make sure to do both aerobic exercise (biking, running) and anaerobic exercise (lifting weights, push-ups, crunches/sit-ups). Do this every day or every other day and you'll see the weight come off and you and your boyfriend will be much happier. Seriously... if she's so fat that she's causing pain to her boyfriend's back during sex, there's a problem. DO YOUR EXERCISE. Don't complain or be depressed about something YOU CAN CHANGE.
joa76 3
I don't get it...you'd have to weigh a LOT to hurt his back, unless he had back problems. I mean, if girls can have sex with a guy who weighs like 100 pounds more than them, with him on top, with no problem, there's no way a guy should have any trouble with any girl being on top unless she's morbidly obese. Now, if he actually has legit back problems, then maybe it would make sense, but otherwise? You'd have to have gained a TON.
youre_all_idiots 0
sticks are for wimps :)
laxplayer37 0
you deserve it fatty
Evan2297 0
Y were U on top?