Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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amerwin 3
Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.
ulicksam 0
Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.
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Comments (128)
mintcar 10
Hahahahaha. Next time, let him be on top. We don't want him suffering any back injuries.
ChibiGirl5 0
yeah really it's so ydi
cdbank3 0
what is a septum. can I see
ulicksam 0
Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.
Ilovemusic237 19
There are other positions that wouldn't hurt him. They could have just changed positions instead of just hurting her feelings even more.
perdix 31
Tell him to quit being so ******* lazy and get on top and do some work. If you've gotten really fat, it would feel like floating on a waterbed full of melted butter.
White_Fury 0
Lololololol!!
ChibiGirl5 0
Lmfao Omg weird visual
jiggyjiggz 0
keep Rollin Rollin Rollin... keep Rollin Rollin Rollin
Craven_Morrhead 0
I think I just threw up in my mouth with that image.
CheshireKattt 0
4 years is a long time and most likely ur gonna gain weight
DocBastard 40
Technically your BMI is 33.6, and obesity is defined (by NIH, at least) as a BMI over 30. That isn't opinion, that's fact. But for him to look at you with disgust is outrageous. If he loves you, he will love you no matter how much you weigh.
KyleIsSoFine 0
I ******* LOVE YOUR DEFAULT PIC!!! YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE MY NIGHT!!! :D
Craven_Morrhead 0
No he won't. As a friend perhaps but not as a partner. Can't be in love with someone who physically repulses you.
evilcartman 0
tell him to bring a bigger tool to bed,it's become boring.
Robothing10 0
Stay in shape and this won't happen.
ImOutsideYourWin 0
agreed
MuchDance90s 0
The FML confuses me. If it took an outside party to inform OP that she's lost weight, it'd have to be 20-30 lbs -- maybe. Anything more than that, you'd think she'd have noticed! So... how weak is the boyfriend that he can't handle an extra 20 lbs?! Maybe, when he mentioned weight, he didn't mean specifically the "extra" weight?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm sure she did notice, and just got bummed that he felt the need to point it out. Also, if she was bigger than him to begin with, or if he's got back issues, his complaint is perfectly reasonable.
drummerforever 0
you are so ******* ugly, and thats coming from a banana.
mnm5671 0
I fail to understand the explanation of your not understanding
underpaid011 0
what an asshole! tell him his dick seems to have lost sone length, then when you have sex keep asking "is it in yet"
nevergo 10
umm you're stupid. his comment was not insensitive. he tried to be nice about but when the weight causes pain there's nothing he can do. it's not his fault she gained weight.
Emileerzz 1
So, he insults you, thus he gets sex?
ThePaperDragon 31
No, he insulted her during sex.
BigRed764 2
damn those are nice
lolugotowned 0
38 ur beautiful :O and ps3/360?
iceex56 0
that's just mean. sorry OP!