Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
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amerwin 3
Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.
ulicksam 0
Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.
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Comments (128)
ChibiGirl5 0
this has nothing to do with him he's sweet its all you how can someone get so fat they they would crush their boyfriend????
tati3092 1
it's hard for a girl nowadays duh!!!! don't be so cruel ur probably some anorexic bulimic chick anyways haha loser
crimsongetsu 0
rofl you look like the anorexic bulimic chick to me..
Bluedoh 3
u know why fat chicks give good head.... because they have to.
roeallen 11
Creul. But true.
byron7109 6
tell him you'll lose weight when he grows a bigger dick
Judus_beej 0
has he never heard the term "more cushion the better the pushin"?
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
fyl for being fat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
MC_Cracker 0
lose some weight bitch
jon777 1
you sound like tons of fun!
funzcpl 0
doggie style! sex burns calories. you lose weight, he gets some lovin', everybodys smiling
penguinazul 13
I know I'm usually the one standing up for the fat kids, but when it gets to the point where you can't be on top anymore because you're too heavy, I'm sorry, it's then time to lose weight. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't be on top at all during sex. It'd make me sad!
KyleIsSoFine 0
Well put!!!
hahagirl1 11
I have to agree with this (well some of it) even though, a lot of people have back problems so having someone bigger than you on top is a real issue for them. by the way op it might not be your fault he said he couldn't handle your weight. even though it would help to lose some just saying.
blaze_1492 0
Tell him not to be such a bitch! If he had muscle and stamina, he wouldn't be in this situation