Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a customer for a number we could call her at to let her know when we'd finished fixing her PC. I'm so desperately lonely that when she wrote it down for me, I got a raging boner. FML
Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
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rob8625 0
You are really stupid to look at **** at work
SurfDaWave 0
YDI. At work? Really?
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person1000003 0
DUMBASS!!!!!
Molise 0
Yeah, you're such a badass for looking up **** in Germany a place where every sexual act is allowed.
um_duh 0
I call bullshit on this... as if you can't see that someone is connected to your computer... ******* douchebag!
Paige_Nicole10 0
YDI for fueling the pornogrophy industry.
Honda288 2
#2 never wish that kind of evil on any man. He was a dipshit so what???
um_duh 0
Oh yeah I also call bullshit because you said you called upstairs to IT... its a known fact that most IT departments are kept in dungeons as the people working in them are allergic to sunlight, are shocking with human contact (especially women) and they need a space to game after hours where they can make all the warlock noises they want without disturbing others so calling upstairs is near impossible ;)
MR_OHCRAP 0
It would be even less smart if it was gay ****.
intotheblue 0
Do you work in the same office as the "margaritas in the cooler" idiots? How the **** do people like you guys keep jobs, when there are HARDWORKING people out there losing their jobs in this economy? Makes me ******* sick.
um_duh 0
#74 - well said!
notsodelighted 0
74, you seem like an angry person. why don't you cool off, it'll do everyone a favor.
bansh33 0
Actually the OP is in Germany, and their economy is doing quite fine, thanks. Good job assuming everything of note happens in the U.S. though.
derplol 0
He said people like the OP. So it can be applied to the U.S.
blehx 0
can we vote thumbs down to all emotional and dramatic comments? if you don't have a sense of humor, don't read FMLs.
kraut49 0
your a dumb ass. I work in IT and have to use that type of direct connection a lot ( we call it remote access ). when we use it. there is an icon on the persons screen that I am viewing that stays ontop of every other window. and it tells u I am still connected..... YDI!
derplol 0
"your a dumb ass" Nope. Nothing wrong with that at all.