Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program, which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunchroom started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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tabloidscully 0
As a BV alum, reading this made me proud--"Tiger TV" is notorious for choosing the worst moments to showcase people! Tigers Class of 2003
RyeBreadBoy 0
What's a goose laugh? Last time I checked, geese don't laugh.
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Comments (60)
msj94 0
okay...just so everyone knows the person who posted this comments was not the person who had to deal with all the emberssment in all this haha jk, i forgive her still... okay?
goldfishy 0
Ohmygosh. I go to that school! Yeah they do humiliate people. One of my friends is on the recording crew so I avoid them at all costs. Lol
skyttlz 32
omg! I'm trying to figure out what a goose laugh sounds like and after imagining it I can't stop laughing!!
thecakeisapie 0
way to represent blue valley...if only I remembered this last year I could actually laugh at you :p
angel55033 12
you honk laugh? wow.. lol
Tayzz123 0
what's a goose laugh?
ijustlaugh 0
at my school we have Tiger Tv too! only the rich kids got to do it though.
ryanwest 0
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TehProRussian 4
oh mistah sheffield!
Anonygoose 11
The high school I graduated from also had TigerTV but it was an every day morning announcement thingy