Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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Top comments
AlittleSanity 11
I'm not sure how you could look at the dress while you were busy putting your foot in your mouth.
ahabsfan 17
Truth hurts
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Comments (96)
iheartstupid 4
Hey, I say well done, OP. People who say crap like that are just fishing for compliments, and I think you gave her the response she deserved.
jbombdighetty 11
jafa
fax00m 2
How about u tell text or call her n tell her that u feel bad about what u said ?
dragonrider1959 18
Mistakes happen
magic_lover423 10
At least you were being honest. She said it first, so she shouldn't get offended if you verbalize your unanimity. Sorry, when I get on track, I get verbose. Gosh, this is a debacle. Oh well. Over half the people reading this won't even understand my diction.
Jethco 15
Really, how DO you respond to something like that? She's a woman with low self-esteem fishing for a compliment.
momac86 17
Verbal diarrhea ??
bl865ood 17
Hopefully she won't hold it against you...or there might be some problems
Candied_person 13
The truth doesn't hurt its just awkward
xuankyogre 6
"Accidentally"