Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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Top comments
AlittleSanity 11
I'm not sure how you could look at the dress while you were busy putting your foot in your mouth.
ahabsfan 17
Truth hurts
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Comments (96)
chikinscratch00 8
Truth is truth.
missbrit818 20
Oops fyl :/
GunSlinger69 19
It happens OP, FHL and FYL.
moneylessrc 15
still would rather have you than my future sister-in-law.
Nimor 25
Honest mistake? :))
xKai_Axelx 12
"accidentally "
tazmanmike2013 17
Don't sweat it OP, we have all said things we don't mean, without thinking about it. Just apologize and do your best to make it up to her.
Kielnmsoftly 26
To all you fucktards hating on OP, remember it was an accident. Based on the title and context clues, she's probably stressed about the marriage. This could easily cause you to **** up your responses or even lose sleep which does so more. Have none of you ever replied to something with "Yeah. Wait what did you say?" or something along those lines? Didn't know Jesus was here on so many accounts. It was just an honest mistake, not an extremely random situation where OP just wanted to talk shit about the sister-in-law. Go ahead and downrate me all you want now.
hayleyblack2u71 21
#60 I defiantly agree with you, most people could make that mistake WITHOUT having to plan a wedding. A thumbs up to you ;)
False_Stupidity 42
No, you hit the nail on the head pretty much.
tazmanmike2013 17
Thumbs up to you too!
hayleyblack2u71 21
Ouch...OP will have a hard time living that down...
bushwhacker274 9
Dude I know how it feels :(