Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheTruth1428 0
Yeah, God forbid he actually did his job. It's scum like you who think it's okay to break the law if it's "only a little."
Rathmec 0
Yeah I know. Totally. F*ck him for pulling someone over that was going over the speed limit. I hate when cops pull people over for breaking the law. What a c*ckhole of a policeman.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (432)
RIKANA 0
As they say "what ever goes around comes around" RI 1st
AidenGarrett 0
YDI
giant__robot 0
Way to go Mad Max.
sumdoode123 0
haha thats so funny. oh man made my day.
STN_fml 0
ha thats just great!, you deserved it
Txlonghorn10vy 0
haha good
imblue 0
It was foretold that an Occupational Health and Safety officer would bring balance to the force.
dmbrandon 0
Maybe instead of pulling people over for going 10 over, you could be quickly responding to the people who really need help you **** bag.
cs68507 0
Ahh your so right. Like that child down the road that just got run over by someone going 10 over that couldn't stop in time. That is such a great idea!!!
sulitak 27
common knowledge: if an incident occurs that is of higher priority, an officer will leave the traffic stop... Though speeding at 10 kmh over is a minor offense, it is still an offense. So your logic doesn't hold up. Should anything else occur where that officer would normally respond due to their proximity: they would still respond. If nothing occurs, you're basically suggesting they twiddle their thumbs until someone calls emergency services
Witchcraft_fml 5
Piggy tasted his own medicine.
bigcrazymike 6
Classic! I'm saving this one for lulz later.