Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my very first college textbook. I received a stack of hole-punched papers. My $195 "book" isn’t even bound together. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML
Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
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LetItRise 0
stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl
moshimoshi1993 8
Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.
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Comments (105)
Calyx_fml 22
37.4% of statistics books are used to kill bugs.
ncvolley123 8
Well, at least you used it. That sucks though. I can't imagine spending that much on an Ant Spacker Swatter thingy
chunky_baby 4
what are the chances of that, eh?
danielhartlesss 13
I know how OP feels, that's the only thing I ever used my stats book for, that and a place to put a drink.
hellogoodbye339 3
my friend likes to use her algebra book to but bellow her bong for a straight surface.. :)
RandomPotato 0
Isn't that what you're supposed to do with really expensive books?
mrT95 1
I believe the exact count is 30,001
soulfulemo 0
what did the ant ever do to you?? ..ant murderer..
rene22 18
I use my $180 economics (bought used, I barely used) to steady my laptop on my bed. feels bad man
sassypants9497 0
at least you killed the ant.?