Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
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sexxystephy 0
Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out. Probably not though.
amy397123 0
Haha, Dad's know best!
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Comments (40)
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Oh my God, #1. Using "you're" as "your" is even worse, if less common, than the other way around because you actually put in the effort of an apostrophe and extra letter, so it can't mean you were just being lazy...
ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0
YOUR DAD IS THE ******* MAN!!!! I WANNA MEET HIM, BECOME FRIENDS WITH HIM, AND THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Neenertastic 0
what did you text him??? something saucy, i hope... ;P
lalosaa 0
hah awww, that's horrible!
sexxystephy 0
Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out. Probably not though.
Egregius 0
Am I really the first to raise the possibility that the boy actually called you on purpose, but like 97% of all men turned chickenshit when I he had to be honest about his intentions towards a woman? As in: he did like you, but didn't have the guts to say it to your face. Of course I don't know what was in the voicemail, and it's ****** either way.
acow 0
How the crap did your dad know that? Man, I'd listen to that guy, since he's apparently a psychic.
lazylacey 0
haha number 16
p89hg69 0
#11, lawlz
hisbbygirl3 3
hah. ive been here before. it sucks super bad. atleast he doesnt like your best friend. (: it could always be worse.