Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, I was leaving a campus parking garage. Suddenly, a huge man appeared behind me and kept saying "HEY!" "STOP!" In a gruff voice. I picked up my pace and so did he. I finally turned to him with a can of mace and threatened to use it. He was trying to return the $5 bill I dropped. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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Omfgitsmia 15
He could've just yelled that you dropped your wallet.
picante72 24
The mediocre Samaritan.
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Comments (142)
karlcolt45 19
I feel like everyday situations are so much more aggressive in Russia. THIS WEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH SOMEBODY'S FACE
wvcheesehead1 9
Are you sure you listed the correct gender?
phamous 1
OP, why you such a scared Lil B..ch?
KingCeltic77 18
Well I say that the with the way he said it, I wouldn't expect you to think that he was trying to return your wallet.
Skylansmile 11
Why in the world would you think some saying "hey you" means you're being mugged..? Turn around and see what they want!
vbmg152 19
Paranoid much?
zandalee 20
Well, it did happen in Russia... Listen to the language, it's pretty rough and scary! They could be saying, "my what a dainty hat", and it would put the fear of God up the toughest most non-paranoid person! ;)
awynn209 1
i dont think the "you deserved it" button fits here. i wouldnt have gave it back to you after that. we need a "you're a bitch" button
ashjo 12
I don't think it was really necessary for him to call you an asshole though..
hoffmanam 13
was the money still there
ColbyGB 13
Wow, there still isn't a reason for him to be calling you an asshole?