Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, in a crowded store, I waved at someone who looked familiar. The woman frowned, looked behind her, then back at me, and said, “Do I know you?” I panicked and said, “Yes… spiritually?” She walked away faster than I’ve ever seen flee. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I waved at someone across the street because I was absolutely certain they were my friend. They waved back, so I walked over. We stood there awkwardly for about ten seconds before I realized I had never seen this person in my life. Apparently they had waved at the person standing behind me. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
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Shikamaru_fml 11
YDI creep
enoughgrace 4
leave the stalking to the corn, fool!
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Comments (67)
FlaGuy21 0
Yeah, FYL. You're a creeper and a woman responded to you in a way that reflected that. Wow. Poor you.
March18 0
hahaha thats the funniest thing i've heard in a while
maddyjayneexox 4
that is creepy... you legit facebook stalked her, f her life for being creeped on! And why would you just frantically wave on some random chick on a subway who you barely knew in general?
BWill9014 4
WTF OP seriously just no
IHeartJimi02 0
You are such a creep op. Even if you actually knew her, I don't think waving frantically would get her to talk to you.
angela3222 0
Sounds like something that would happen to me -__-
slickrasta 1
Haha your a creep OP.
DhollfaceMarie 0
thats really creepy....thats not an FML
purityshannon 0
goddamn it, stop calling the guy a creep... probably the poor dude has a major crush on her, stop calling people creeps like you never stalk people before... besides, the waving thing is not like he went up and propose to her or sth crazy shit....******* flamers
Illyssa_fml 4
She obviously doesn't know the guy! Meaning he was creeping on some poor girls page that he doesn't even know...which is creepy. I'm sure you're gonna say that rape is normal too haha
FMLsOhilarious 6
You are a loser and a creeper.