Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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Top comments
akalisser 0
And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.
xxfallenangelxx_fml 0
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch
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Comments (82)
DameGreyWulf 1
And that's when you leave
scorpioserpent 1
Well they sound like a bunch of losers. Grown people without jobs and going to a bar empty handed expecting to mooch. You're better off without them as friends.
E3Q 0
I hope you kick those useless freeloading ******* to the curb! If you dont. YDI!
wallythedolly 0
get friends with jobs!
katherinebby17 28
well i hoep you didnt buy anything
heartlessagony 0
That really sucks. I hope they didn't peer pressure you to buy them anything.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for having such losers as friends. What freeloaders they are. These are the same broads who go to bars on Ladies Night and expect all the guys to buy them drinks all night and get all pissy when they have to pay. At least you had the common sense to get a job. Next time they invite you for drinks, pass.
alliemay 0
YDI IF you paid for them... you didn't have to and you let yourself make the choice to do it, if you paid. But either way, FYL for what they did.
itschris 0
Ydi for picking your friends like you pick your boogers.
Me27 0
Well, YDI if you stayed and spent only your money.