Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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akalisser 0
And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.
xxfallenangelxx_fml 0
**** her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch
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Comments (82)
good_life35 0
ydi for having a job. haha just messin'
nomo_fml 0
You seriously need new friends.
neomike0612 0
it would suck even more if they made you the designated driver no, but seriously, your friends suck
ravenscorne 0
You know what I woulda done if I was in your situation? Pull out a twenty, and say "you know what? This is going to the cab driver." And left their sorry asses in the bar.
proud_liberal 0
everyone of you is an alcoholic
bwithers 0
oh hey...sounds a LOT like my life??? dude that happens to me like every weekend. f**k people without jobs.... lazy bitches.
cjx2o 0
ydi for having alcholholic idiot friends..
ss_super_sad 0
I would've bought a lot of drinks, and just gave them to random strangers. Then flip her off and leave laughing. (:
melimeli628 10
Thats when you should buy yourself a beer and come back with cups of water for everyone else.
ZOEY2343 0
They don't deserve you! Find better friends and I really hope you didn't buy them drinks. They sound like ass holes.