Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
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leasha12111 0
I'd kick the kid
Enna_fml 0
That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)
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Comments (121)
That_helped 4
You shouldn't have let her look in the magazine in the first place. Also half the models in magazines get like some kind of operations on the breasts to make them bigger.
Effisforfail 0
Tiny pointy ones FTW!
Britney_0 0
well she has your genes..
impatientsnake 4
kids r like little alcoholics
Jeditnkr 0
The smaller the grapes the sweeter the wine!
itsmeppl 0
that's yelling you something
TheRealEllieSan 9
She was simply looking at a magazine cover, and just because the woman on the cove had large breasts doesn't mean it was a 'dirty' magazine. And breasts are, really, just another part of the human body, so it makes no sense to not let someone look at boobs, unless the owner of the boobs is engaging in inappropriate activity or leaving them over-exposed in a distasteful manner. Don't criticize parenting until you have ALL the facts and think everything through.
little_metalbear 0
at least yours are real :)
Impulseforyou 6
In all honestly that's really funny OP. But sad, don't sweat it at least yours aren't fake like some bimbo's. and having big boobs does make your back hurt sometimes. :/
OctoberRainfall 13
I hate kids like that