Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
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leasha12111 0
I'd kick the kid
Enna_fml 0
That sucks!! I feel ya, I'm part of the "small boobies" club too! Lol!! Its bad enough that we have to deal with men and their ignorant small boob comments, now they're coming from a 4yr old?!! Don't sweat it sweetie!! Hold those tiny perky boobs high!!! Lol!! :)
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Comments (121)
limmur 0
breast size is the most trivial shit ever. personally, i prefer large breasts, because i can /see/ them, but i don't shit my pants when an attractive woman has small breasts. both are fine, and unique to that person.
Trooth 13
haha hilariousbut I bet this is fake...imagine a 4 year old even knowing those words...
Choke999 0
:S A properly educated 4 y/o definately would.
Apocalyptus 0
Kids tend to do worse things when you have big **** - like the other day my 4 yr old cousin was sitting on my lap talking to me and then just decided to squeeze my boob. That was a bit awkward...
krisjoy012 0
Maybe just maybe you should look into getting a new bra
yasmeenjonasx3 0
Sorry.. Same here but I guess it's because I'm an underweight 14 year old. You should've told her that she used to have 3 **** but one fell off and mutated, thus causing a retarted child who cares about boobs at such a young age to be born
supmofukka 0
mommy time for u to get a boob job
needaGFtosuckmeh 0
just kids, wat do u do?
applelover1995 0
ayee u try running laps in gym wit giant boobs n then complain bout small ones
FlyingTigers 0
#69 awesome! is it just me or is this woman named Andy?
ZoeeC 0
Im assuming its short for Andrea.
Masenko7 12
am I the only one who got sick of all the FMLs about my kid saying this without realizing he's pointing to something bad bout me? jesus ****** christ....