Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I tried on a dress for prom. It took a while to zip, but I insisted it'd fit. I asked for help. When the lady finally managed to zip all the way, the dress completely ripped at the seams. Not only did I have to pay $169 for it, but the lady told me, “We have more dresses in the plus-sized section!” FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I tried a polo neck sweater on at a store, and when I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway over my head. I panicked and tugged harder, only to realize I was now stuck inside, unable to get it off. A store employee finally saw me struggling and came help me. I'm never going back there again. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
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Dimence 9
FYL! Did you have to pay for it?
aruam365 24
There's no way that's 1 size down, unless you're wearing too tight of clothing to begin with.
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Comments (109)
ChickInGreenVans 12
Awkaaard!!
juliarockwood 0
Nice going fat ass.
ryggsekk 8
californnnia looovee
go_Banannas0814 0
Learn to be honest with yourself and not to pay attention to size so much. YDI.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Normally I'd say FYL, but in this particular case, it's also a YDI for intentionally trying on something you knew was too small for you. I only do that if my size is sold out, and if I have any trouble getting into it, I forget it, even if it's super cute.
trixy81 10
I'm sorry, but 1 size smaller shouldnt be so tight it needs to be cut off your body... You probably already wear a size too small on a regular basis
DollyDope 17
So you're overweight, very stubborn, and evidently an idiot.
SpaceCadet87 0
Just a hint, if you had trouble zipping it up at all, IT DOESN'T FIT! Serves you right to be embarrassed for being such a dumbass.
machosgarcias 3
My dress doesn't fit! AAACK!
sweetypieluvsyou 9
How did you even get into it if it was that tight?