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Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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Lou - 08/05/2024 20:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML

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Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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tacobird123 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:12

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:13

Was the perp big, furry, and blue?

xFaust_fml 12

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:04

Damn, I've reached that age when I find people cute and could physically be my age, then realize that they are too young.... Aw now I'm gonna spend an hour checking for wrinkles and white hair... Oh how people in their early can be ridiculous, still in their prime age, yet already dreading getting older... damn you 28 and 46 for making me sad and ridiculous.

juggalo_dopey 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:05

i'd be beatin some ass

tualoina 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:05

Haha, maybe it was little kids that accidentally broke it and then got hungry.!!!!

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:09

I'm sorry, it was me...:( it just the cookie looked so good:(

DisappearingRose 18

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:15

What if that person was starving!!!! You selfish person....

honeycream 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:22

Cookie?.....COOKIE!!!!

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:22

Do you think the OP tried to claim the cookie on their insurance?

denvan 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:32

Someone had a sweet tooth?

DarDar1 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:34

hungry people walkin aroud these day

gigilvrs6 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:52

What has the world come to???? Why couldn't he have stolen a wad of money from the bank or something that wasn't intelligent. Give me a break it's 11:00 at night -.-