Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
Today, when looking through my home surveillance camera footage, I realised I was almost burgled. Two men broke in, looked around for a few minutes, and on the audio I clearly heard them complaining that I didn’t have anything worth stealing, so one of them pissed on my armchair. I'd blamed my dog for that damp patch. FML
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
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MrConcise 35
Mom: Let your brother play your Gamebox!
mete_orito 34
At least you know who has it. I really hope your brother is not involved in something nasty. I have a friend whose game console was stolen by her boyfriend so he can sell it and get drugs with that money. :-
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SarahSehhati 40
I would call him and say someone stole my Xbox from me and see how he acts. Then you will know what kind of brother he really is..... because if he says oh yeah I borrowed it then its not so bad but if he is like yeah that sucks then you know he is a lying sack of shit!!!
domolovesyoshi 33
Yeah and tell him you phoned the cops too
makersmarkmike 17
He will soon learn that he was played
Colon_Man 17
What? No pause for sunglasses? I'm severely disappointed. Will not buy here, again. :)
Comet_Candy 23
Your brother is a total dirtbag. You should go pay him a visit and tell him about it. Then you can see his reaction first hand!
worldclassrager 41
At least you know where I is...
Vitotaylor36 13
But sir, I do not believe anybody knows where you are. Other than your family and friends.
YFOS_fml 17
If you have a key to his place do it back.
sophiehelen 32
Wow. Nice to know you can count on your family
HoobidibooFox 11
I'd probably visit him and see if he mentions (and brags) about "his" new Xbox and then call him out on it.
MidnaLink 35
Take away that spare key, and shove it up his ass.
TomeDr 25
Um...call the police and make out a report. That's grand theft and it doesn't matter if he's your brother.
sNOOBie_fml 24
Hope he has a very good reason to take your xbox at night, not asking to borrow it or waking you up to tell you he took it. I'd take the spare key from him, ask wtf happened and demand it back. It's a mysterious incident I hope is harmless in the sense that he just wanted to play a game on it.