Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
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ZiggyMorrison 0
You should have said no and taken your mother because that would have been a sweet gesture
zoo_fml 0
i hope you said no!
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Comments (78)
streetsoccer135 0
#36 you seem a little violent
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Girlfriend no more!!
neezie 0
Did you go to her house to end things with her? With a gun?
uberchicken 0
Hell no. Stomp that bitch.
turtlellama 0
ouuuuuuuuuuch
ZiggyMorrison 0
You should have said no and taken your mother because that would have been a sweet gesture
gottafacereality 0
damn.... thats just messed up!!
Jbiebs82 0
You: Uhh not unless you take me and then we make out afterword. her: no! you: I have no reservations I made it up? her: why would you do that? you: your really stupid and a *****.
Peachy2392 26
Ugh you deserve a thumbs down just because your name is "jbiebs"
zoo_fml 0
i hope you said no!
PDNFML 0
He Probley Said Yes Though.
Callyn 47
Wow, what a bitch. I hope you said no.
wet24_7 0
haha what a bitch, you should grab a 7 iron and a baby goose and kill her with it