Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year, I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
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flashback.miss 28
You're still their little girl~ But yes, that is a bit embarrassing...
uniquelee 1
well there could be worse, like he could join you with your friends.
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Comments (96)
Austin342 13
YDI. Talk to your parents, tell them you're not a little kid anymore and maybe they will cut the cord.
noornia 6
At least he cares :
ChickInGreenVans 12
That's kinda cute though..
dsrt2002 1
You're in college, you should have your own car by now and not muching rides from everybody else.
phillie1230 0
U got to love those parents
MrRager7 1
Half of kids in America don't have dads. You complain because yours loves you that much? Shut up.
hurrican_fml 0
Could be worse. He could have done all that in a speedo. At least you know he cares about you right?
PedroRValentin 3
Awww thatso cute :) no I mean it that's nice really :')
aeriemakenzie 4
Ha! Bet that was embarrassing
zee00 7
In college and don't have a car? Lame