Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
rosiegrewup 0
What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
socializer1 0
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*
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Comments (168)
babe7260 30
What an asshole move on your parents part!!!! Who TF does something like that!!!! My heart is hurting for you right now!!!! Please remember how very special your birthday is, as it's the day you came into the world!!!! It really sucks but sometimes you have to celebrate that special day on ur own!!! My hearts with you Honey!!!!
Ladymercury13 2
Wow that is so messed up! Some parents are just plain cruel. :(
TrippingOnAcid 29
That's either because your sister needs to be 'made pretty' more or because making you pretty is a hopeless case ;)
hulksmash666 5
At least you got something?
SiriusA 0
As a twin... It would SUCK for that to happen to either of us :( you better convince your Mom to take you to that spa! Cuz clearly we found the favorite.
Luvyandyand2267 1
I hav a twin too, my parents also have favorites
hawkdoc60 3
What a bitch!
daniellekimberly 23
Your mom owes you big time. I'd be so pissed.
Zombinosh77 11
Your mother is vile. Sorry OP
mashfan6507 17
Whatevs