Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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Megbo 0
Truth.
kagome_eb 0
hahaha am sorry he is right, don't ask people questions unless you want to hear the true.
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Comments (139)
mothafucka_fml 0
at least your parents are honest :D
puhffft 0
@ #45 Right. I don't really care whether or not saying, "I sympathize," or, "You deserve it," will do. I disagreed with something that someone said and posted a comment on it. Considering how commenting is even an option, I'm assuming that a little discussion is permitted on this site. So you can get off of your high horse and stop trying to monitor others.
supadanya 0
your dad ******* rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincenzo_fml 1
Looks like you have a fairly simple choice to make now, sit there and bitch about how you're fat to people you'll never really know on the internet, or get off your ass, buy a gym membership and do something to lose the weight. I'd say you know what the correct choice here is, but this site destroyed what faith in humanity I still had.
Komarii 0
Agree with 57. Stop being fat. It's seriously uncool.
TheOrpheus 0
ha ha. good job dad
sarahskinnyjeans 0
hahaha awhh. it sucks but it made me laugh
metalman_fml 0
#27 - Al bundy style :D gotta love married with children ^^ "Don't ask us if your dress makes you look fat" [...] "Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat !" damn this show was pure genious xD
skierguy 0
Props to your pops. Lose some weight fatty.
kiltedwolf 0
I like your dad. He at least loves ya enough to be honest. But you deserved it for asking the question.