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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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wax that shit

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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jjames7543 13

you know, you could just be seeing your bottom eyelashes...

haha! *win*

It's really not that big of a deal. Women get their upper-lips waxed all the time. The first time you get it waxed, it hurts like a bitch and a half, but after that, if you do it regularly, it stops hurting. And you're probably just seeing the fine white hairs on your lip that aren't visible unless that lighting is a certain way. But DO NOT shave it!! If you do, the hairs will grow back looking darker and it will be stubble-y growing back. At least you don't have a few weird-looking long hairs growing from your chin. :/

@35 I agree. but screw the shaving, that leaves stubble. there's waxing and sugaring.

All-American? Pick up your 'chute and follow me?

Wait. How the hell thick is it if you saw it out of your peripheral vision, you hag?!

i have the same logo on the front of my boxers

fullmetalshrimp 0

Ewh, what the ****?

#38 win! family guy hahahaha

grow it out

yummycupcakegirl 0

shave!! woman shave..