Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML
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Gfrigo 1
wax that shit
perdix 31
Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!
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Comments (168)
BoyBeyond 0
Damn Baby. Is the private a jungle down there.
shona_fml 0
don't you know??? ppl in the UK aren't very "clean" and don't shower often, shave, brush their teeth 2x a day, etc. it's us Americans who are obsessed with cleanliness, and rightfully so! lol FAIL at being a woman, much less CLEAN!!!
Cinn_fml 23
I hope you're joking. But if you're not; there's a difference between being hygenically clean, and being a germaphobe :P
barbiepunk 0
its just hair ...wax it ...problem fixed ¡¡¡]]
awesomenina_fml 0
every woman has facial hair. Most wax it, but some leave it like that one artist who used to draw self portraits.
TooCute2012 0
First off that's Disgusting. Secondly if u have a mustache you must be single because if I were a guy and you didn't wax your lip then I would hate to see anywhere else.
Blazin_Drazen 0
that's impossible . Women don't have peripheral vision
ChelseaSmiles 1
bahahahaha!!! That just made my day!
NatandAlexrhot 6
seriously? wax it...that's not that big of a deal
proski 0
wax it bitch
Zambataro 0
you should work on that
angylnova 5
that's messed up
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Hey OP you should give advice to Justin Bieber on how to grow a stash;) hehe
fmlwinnn 0
she can't grow a stash, she be a lady