Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML
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Gfrigo 1
wax that shit
perdix 31
Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!
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Comments (168)
analyzewithin 0
Awareness is the first step toward change. The rest is up to you! More waxing, less hair. +/-
vbmg152 19
ever heard of a razor? or wax?
rebekahah 7
oh hahahaha. you could either wax, or pluck, or maybe hair removal.
am_de93 0
wtf, go wax ydi
trezz_fml 0
thats gross. no offense. actually ya offense hah you need to shave
SuicidalxDream 0
can you happen to see your beard to?!
jjrebel26 0
ydi for offering mustache rides for a nickel at the local high school
G_thelegend 0
at least you HAVE peripheral vision.
skyeyez9 25
Girl, go to the dermatologist to get your 'stache removed. They use lasers on the hair follicles and over time, it will never grow back. Use it on your pits and anywhere else you dont want hair. It is not unaffordable either, it is within most middle class peoples' income range.
teacher411 0
Ummm...I thought peripheral vision was off to the sides. if you're a woman with a mustache that long then you have a problem
shona_fml 0
I wrote the same thing and it's not up anymore. thanks for thinking like me, u rock!!!! :)