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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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wax that shit

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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Just wax it. Sorted.

& what's the issue? You're old enough to remove it yourself. YDI for not doing anything about it.

ambermary101 6

do u know what a razor is....

Don't worry. Lol a girl in my class has a mustache. She's 14

DIRT LIP! SHAVE IT OFF! Dirt lip! It's got to stop!

sounds like my math intern

I think it might be time to shave.

SteamySecrets 0

SICK!!!! Get it away from me!

you cant see yourself in a freakin mirror