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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

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Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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wax that shit

Don't listen to any of the above. Find a thrifty, bisexual lover who will appreciate you for being a two-fer. He/she will marvel at your manly 'stache while partaking of your womanly hoo-hah! Consider it a gift and work it!

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I dont recall OP ever mentioning that she was single.

time for a trip to boots...

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Wax it and quit complaining.

u look so stupid in that emo look

wax that shit!

Ewww , Buy Some NAIR ! ;)

Goodness... the answer, the remedy to this issue is so simple it is almost mind boggling. It's so revolutionary that it's a Nobel Prize sort of solution. SHAVE IT!

YDI for eating food, having peripheral vision, and being part Sasquatch. At least you spelled "peripheral" correctly; not many people can.

Wax or shave what a easy solution for this "FML" thanks for wasting of time.

ew freaking EW ! wax right NOW