Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
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Top comments
Chibi_fml 9
You're an idiot. You're lucky it was the cops who stopped you, and not another car. That's how fatal accidents happen OP.
SpaceToast 25
"Today, I broke the law..." YDI
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Comments (38)
Lalala579121 28
Do us all a favor and lose your license.
stormy0307 16
People like OP seem to never loose their licenses. They just keep acting like rules don't apply to them and get pissed off when they get caught.
GhostFox 34
Yeah, those three seconds you save are totally worth risking someone else's life. Not that it matters how many people tell you that- people like you don't get the point until they're standing next to their car, with some poor sod's blood all over their windshield, going, "I don't know what happened!" If you even get it then.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do you really expect us to feel sorry for you? Stop signs exist for a reason you know, they don't just put them up on the road for decoration. Seriously, if you feel the law doesn't apply to you when you're driving, I hope you get your license taken away and you're forced to walk or catch rides from other people, we don't need idiots like you endangering other people's lives just because you feel it's pointless to stop at a ******* STOP SIGN!!!!
squidley9 17
A stop sign isn't there to get you arrested, its there to stop people from ******* dying
wickedgetz 30
always and I mean always stop at a STOP sign. It is there for a reason. you totally deserve this. This is what you get for breaking the rules... remember everyone who breaks the rules will get caught. Oh n Karma is awesome like that
scififemme 23
One of my neighbours used to do this all the time and almost ran over my dog and I on several occasions. You deserve it.
PennyLane27 32
In nearly 20 years of internetting, I've somehow never said this. Reserved for a special occasion, like a fine bottle of wine, I suppose: **** You, OP. I don't care if you're going 5 or 50 through that stop sign. F-u-c-k y-o-u.
tanman230 10
you sound like my sister, and I can't wait till she's repeating this fml and maybe she'll finally learn that driving is privilege that can be taken away
Bear1200 7
I work with dead people. I would rather not have to bury any victims that you hit due to your inept driving skills. Please take some refresher driving courses, you really need them. Unless, of course, you want to speed up your arrival to the funeral home. Don't worry, the hearse will stop at all marked crossings, even though you didn't want to while alive.
Etweens96 25
You got what was coming to you. It's placed there for a reason and you ignoring it is not a good thing. I hope you learned from this.