Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
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Top comments
Chibi_fml 9
You're an idiot. You're lucky it was the cops who stopped you, and not another car. That's how fatal accidents happen OP.
SpaceToast 25
"Today, I broke the law..." YDI
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Comments (38)
Rachel Todd 9
I have been almost hit so many times from soccer moms in their suburbans plowing through stop signs going twice the speed limit. luckily I'm cautious at stops, and I'll blare my horn, but they never learn. I hope you're not one of those, and learn from your mistake. And if you don't, I hope the cop sits there everyday and writes you a ticket everyday.
rekijan 6
If you think its pointless fight to get it removed, ignoring it is breaking the law and you were rightfully charged with breaking it.
idevilhorns665 4
too bad people like you can drive
DanielleinDC 34
**** you. The stop sign is there for a reason. I have zero sympathy for people who don't obey traffic laws.
Robbery08_fml 6
What ******* ARROGANCE!! There's this sign that indicates a driving law that literally EVERYONE is required to follow, but I've decided that I'm never going to, and I've been getting away with it until this time! Woe is me!!
Madrias 36
Drunk drivers, people who text when driving, and stop-sign runners should all be buried alive under the county jail. Maybe then people would learn to drive.
Demetrix 3
I broke the law, take pity on me waah! YDI
gobiteme2 34
A person with your thought process should be used as a donor..Living hopefully so you can experience a loss that you might inflict on someone else.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As soon as I read you didn't stop at the stop sign like every day, I clicked YDI. People like you are why so many people get killed or seriously injured in car accidents. I hope the cop was there because someone saw you doing this constantly and called them on your dangerous ass. Just... ugh, you are such an idiot.
ArbiterOfFML 24
You truly expect sympathy for breaking the law? Do you not get the point of this site.YDI
ArbiterOfFML 24
Also my grandmother got critically injured due to some asswipe running a stop sign.