Halloween and Kids: Halloween red flag

Halloween red flag

By Teaching - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

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As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?

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Comments

cuterussian1 9

Wednesday 18 September 2013 22:21

4 things do if this happens to be your situation. 1st you call the parents. 2nd you call the cops. 3rd you a mental hospital. 4th if it turns out she is not crazy, call an exorcist.