Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
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4ube_fml 6
Usually, waxers try to make people comftable, and making jokes is a nice way. I've seen people say "omg i could go camp in there" so you see And #5, being offended is not against the law, just laugh out loud a big time and let it go ;)
0___0 9
lol. at least it's off now? This is another "Someone had a sense of humour and I didn't" FML. But I feel for yah, underarm hair is not something people like to be made fun of for :$
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Comments (48)
KisaChan_fml 0
Hahaha.. I live in Wisconsin. That's amazing.
latuka 0
I've seen someone pluck their armpit hairs. gross. and if it's winter i see no problem letting it grow out, first its ****** freezing, and 2nd who's going to see it anyways? go going natural!
powderbluetang 11
That would ******* hurt? Who'd pluck that? Damn.
latuka 0
#28 made me laugh more than the FML itself. lolz
mel_ancholy 0
Wisconsin pride, Kelly my friend! You don't need to freaking shave those puppies in the winter! It's just a waste of money for the supplies'n'stuff.
tasteslikeloud 0
That's a bit unprofessional
iFruit 0
You should have said something like, "I'm not paying you to sit around and make stupid jokes, I'm paying you to wax my armpits."
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
funny stuffff.
ryguy997 0
huh? I don't get it...
kekeshayeshaye 4
I live in Wisconsin. it sucks. but I still shave in winter because it's gross when u don't
Sam_13161821 0
How did you understand her?! All the salons where I live have a bunch of asians working there lol.