Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
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funny_story 4
At least it wasn't a port-o-potty on the back of a truck
Darling_Cherry 5
This sounds like when Homer vs. New York
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Comments (80)
heartbroken1225 0
Ewwww that's really gross!! Hope u cleaned yourself up as soon as u can!
proud_liberal 0
truck was from a corporation, ugh. corporations should be outlawed and instead owned by the government. the government would never let this trash hit you.
penecow290 3
lold
disgurllovesu 0
aahh. damn that suckss. I, being a sanitation freak, would totally freak out lol.
DameGreyWulf 1
With new Orbit Mist!
brookie_pants 0
wow, its amazing how some people are so easily confused.
EEElvirAAA 0
this calls for a purell shower
Mzzangel 0
one word. karma
tguillaud550 0
ewww
stephiesue 0
This whole situation must have sucked. I would be bathing in germ-x afterward. I'm just confused as to why the OP was paying such little attention to the traffic ahead of him that he failed to notice the giant-effing-garbage truck directly ahead of him before this happened. Thank goodness the truck didn't have to break while OP was staring out of his sunroof looking for rain clouds... then it really would have been a FML.
cmac86 24
you're obviously not from the south. it rains all the time down here when the sun is out. it's called "the devil is beating his wife".